ALTONA, MB

A local Karen had full intentions of making life as difficult as possible for all the minimum wage workers of Altona, when she accidentally walked into the Co-op this afternoon with her mask over her nose.

“What the heck was I thinking,” said Karen, an avid Never-Noser. “My plan was to come in here and yell at all the teenage workers who are just doing their jobs but, instead, I complied with the current health orders.”

Karen was so utterly disgusted with herself that she threw a tantrum in the aisle.

“Just so you know! I’m not normally a sheeple like everyone else!” said Karen overturning a case full of Ronnie’s All Dressed Zoat. “This really isn’t me. I was just off my game today…”

Karen continued to shop with her mask properly in place, but couldn’t believe the bad examp

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