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The natural world is teeming with God's creative genius, engineering brilliance, and artistic beauty. Our only complaint? WE NEED MORE. Seriously--we've had the same animals since God created the universe. Would it hurt to get some new ones? We at the Babylon Bee are geniuses when it comes to thinking of new animal designs. Here are ten ideas:

1) Boneless chickens: Why do delicious chickens have so many bones in them, anyway? They make it so much harder to eat! We need new chickens without bones.

2) Talking lions voiced by Liam Neeson: We're not sure why God didn't make all lions voiced by Liam Neeson to begin with.

3) Birds, like, real ones: Everyone knows that birds are all just robotic drones that spy for the CIA. But they're kinda a cool idea. We should have

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