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Picking a college can be tough, especially when there are so many amazing options out there! Which gender studies program should you take? How many thousands of dollars of debt should you incur? Have no fear! The Babylon Bee has done the research and definitively ranked the best universities on the planet to aid your search! Here they are:
#10) Leon's Vacuum Cleaner Repair Training Program: Still more valuable than a gender studies degree. Only available on VHS.
#9) Pre-K at the First Methodist's School for Little Tykes: You'll learn basic numbers and letters, and it hasn't gone woke yet, which is more than you can say for UC Berkley.
#8) Monsters University: The Pixar movie. Not a bad flick. And the movie rental costs 3,000,000% less than a college degree.
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