MOUNTAIN LAKE, MN

Local man, Mr. Wiebe fe’schuckled himself on a watermelon seed at the church picnic this weekend, but thanks to some quick thinking by one of the Heinrichs boys, he was saved.

“I don’t consider myself a hero,” said young Peter Heinrichs. “I did what anyone would do. When I saw that he’d fe’schlucked himself, I reached around him from behind and gave Mr. Wiebe a good solid thrust.”

Peter Heinrichs had apparently seen the maneuver on television once and figured he’d try it out, with a bit of a twist.

“I do it a little differently,” said Heinrichs. “You’ve gotta get right under that schmaunt fat belly and really dig in there with your fists. I’m not sure the regular maneuver works on a well-aged Mennonite man.”

The Heinrichs Maneuver will be taught in schools and First

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