Warning: this live report contains harrowing scenes which some might find discombobulating...A man from Bracknell is in the early stages of what should be an epic and satisfying bowel transference event at home. In the last few seconds, however, a large spider has made its presence known.Until this moment, Barry Trent's bathroom has been a porcelain temple of tranquillity and a safe space for enjoying the simple pleasures of natural bodily function. But now the unthinkable scenario has occurred
14 seconds into tremendous dump, a massive spider appears

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