Tories Target Mennonite Voters with Dutch Blitz

VANAPAG, MB

In an effort to unite the province with an uplifting message of hope, Manitoba Tories have purchased up all the advertising space on the Mennonite satire website The Unger Review, plastering the website with images of Wab Kinew photoshopped onto Dutch Blitz cards.

“Don’t play Dutch Blitz with the NDP,” the ads say, “or you might get your hand slapped.”

The Tory attack ads also include a wide variety of spurious claims about opposing candidates across the province.

According to the ads, one opponent was accused of “giving away free roll kuchen” and another was called a “self-identified Lutheran.” Worst yet, so the ads claim, “Wab Kinew has zero plow experience.”

“It’s like my mother always said, when they go positive, you go negative,” said Heather Stefanson. “How else can