KANSAS CITY, MO - According to sources, local man Jason Greenman is enjoying his last few days of living like an utterly debased and filthy slob before his anticipated turnaround comes on January 1st.

"Yeah-- January 1st! That will be the day my life changes forever!" said Greenman while eating a breakfast of Christmas cookies, leftover ham, pumpkin pie, and beer. "It's gonna be great! I'm going to get in the best shape of my life, read at least 30 books, get that promotion at work, start reading that Bible again! But first I need to clean out all these leftovers and re-watch The Office and every Indiana Jones movie. Then, it's 'go' time!"

Sources say Greenman spent the last 11 months building bad habits which he will instantly break without hesitation as soon as the clock strikes mid

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