WOMEN horrified by a man who only fancies slim women have been asked when they last had sex with a fat person.

Nathan Muir almost sparked a riot by admitting he is not interested in women above a size 12, only to silence the baying female mob by asking when they last banged someone with more chins than cheekbones.

Sophie Rodriguez said: “No, sorry, it’s different for us. Men usually go on top during sex, so we have to think about the health and safety aspects of letting two tonnes of fun lie on us. We could suffocate, so it’s a violence against women issue.

“And it’s actually not superficial but about personalities. Curvy girls are fun, bouncy and full of life, whereas everyone knows big guys are bitter, angry and just want to sit in their cars eating rotisserie chickens like Henry VIII

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