By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who knew Mandelson was a wrong ‘un and knows Trump isn’t

I SCAN their social media. I monitor their conversations. I can tell they’re thinking it. So why won’t our homegrown liberals badmouth Charlie Kirk so I can snitch on them?

A rabid Trumpian militia is poised to ruin their lives. Look at what’s going on over there – a purge putting Stalin to shame, a ritual bloodletting the Aztecs would admire. It’s approaching half the workforce, and good.

But over here? Where are our unionists and teachers and woke librarians slandering a dead man by holding contrary views? Why haven’t we fired our ultra-liberal Jimmy Kimmel spewing late-night hate, ie The One Show?

I’m up all night delving deep into Instagrams, joining p

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