Oh, were you wondering if a film called London Calling , which takes place, in part, in London, would feature the song “London Calling,” by The Clash? It does — twice — and that’s about the only thing you need to know to get the idea that Allan Ungar’s buddy action-comedy is so packed with tropes you might find yourself rolling your eyes mere minutes into its tedious, nearly two-but-feels-like-three-hour runtime.

London Calling Loses Intrigue Almost Immediately

After 2022's Bandit, Ungar here has teamed up again with Josh Duhamel, whose real-life past as a model is about the only thing here masquerading as a character trait. The plot is somehow both contrived and mind-numbingly simple. Tommy Ward (Duhamel), after having inadvertently killed a distant relative of cold-blooded crime bo

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