It’s been quite a year at the Daily Bonnet. Thousands of people have visited our site looking for Mennonite satire. A few, however, have been searching for, let’s just say, peculiar things when they’ve come across the Daily Bonnet. WordPress/Google statistics actually reveal to me what words people were searching for when they found the Daily Bonnet. Most were innocuous like “Daily Bonnet” or “Mennonite satire” or looking for a specific post. Some were pretty hilarious. Here are a few worth mentioning.

This is 100% real. Not satire.

“ daily bonnet socks” – We were selling t-shirts for a while, but we’ve never had socks for sale, although that does give me an idea. Anyone know any grandmas willing to knit socks in mass quantities and at a price suitable for re-sale?

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