FRESNO, CA

Teenage time traveller Marty McFly has just gone back in time 30 years to the strange world of 1994 where things were, like, slightly different than they are now.

“Wow, the ‘90s! How exotic,” said McFly. “I bet everyone will be so impressed by our modest advancement in technology over the past three decades.”

Certain he would impress these primitive 1990s people, McFly immediately began showing off his cell phone and all the ‘90s folks were quite impressed that in 30 years cell phones had become, umm, a bit more compact.

“And check this out,” said McFly, still trying to impress the crowd. “In 30 years we will have video games and television sets and airplanes and all we’ll be driving around town in things called automobiles.”

Puzzled, the 90s people asked for more informati

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