CLEVELAND, Ohio ( TheOBR.com ) Good morning, Cleveland Browns fans!

We’re in a dangerous situation here at the OBR World Headquarters and Technology Campus, which is discreetly hidden as a middle-class suburban home in an unremarkable neighborhood. But our deep, dull-seeming quietness hides a veritable beehive of activity. This activity is powered, for the most part, by caffeine, which is generally ingested before beginning to write this Massive Morning Missive.

In a genuine blow to the sportswriting establishment, of which I declare myself an unwelcome part, caffeine is unavailable this morning due to an incident classified as a “Keurig system malfunction”. This is a serious issue, and makes penning today’s bloviation a dicey affair. Hang on.

THE DAILY BLOVIATION

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