WASHINGTON, D.C. - Thousands around the world are forsaking their sins and receiving Christ this week after Trump shared an article from The Babylon Bee.

The Babylon Bee is widely known as the most Christian website ever created. In fact, it is so insanely Christian that a single share on social media has the power to instantly save hundreds of souls. According to sources, Trump was ignorant of this fact before sharing the article.

Seminaries are concerned that the astounding salvific power of The Babylon Bee's inspired writings could destroy thousands of pastoral and mission field jobs since their satirical writings are so very inspired as well as Christian.

"The writers of The Babylon Bee are the most amazing Christians the world has seen - maybe since the apostles," said an anonymous

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