Brought to you by: Holoson

While everyone can agree that guns are awesome (and if you don't think so, you're probably gay), it can be difficult to determine which gun is right for any given scenario.

The manly gun experts at the Babylon Bee are here to help you know exactly which gun you need for each job:

General home defense: M1 Garand. Enjoy the sweet sounds of storming Omaha Beach right in your living room.

Deer hunting: Bazooka.

Attracting the ladies: Guns don't work here; you'll need an oversized anime sword.

Political debates: A Marin le Bourgeoys flintlock pistol. Should be accurate up to 10 paces.

Scaring away daughter's suitors: Trusty Remington 870 12-gauge. Simply rack the pump-action and watch those pencil-neck dweebs scurry away.

Dealing with bounty hunters sent

See Full Page