WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, Elon Musk is preparing for his first day at the White House by hauling three wells to the door so he can knock and then say "Well, well, well."

"He, he, get it?" said Musk with a knowing smile. "Well, well, well! Hahahahaha!"

Several sources close to Musk say he's been trying to think of a meme that would top his famous "let that sink in" joke in which he lugged an actual sink into Twitter headquarters. They say he stayed up several nights coming up with the perfect pun for his government debut.

Staff currently serving in the White House were not amused. "This sort of disgusting, cruel, and inappropriate behavior is just further proof that Elon Musk is an existential threat to democracy itself," said Chief of Staff Jeff Zients to reporters. "Ther

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