Man oh man are we good. I mean, you don’t really need power rankings to understand that the Green Bay Packers are good, but it can’t hurt. So, let’s get into it.

For your old-timey power rankings, there are plenty of options to choose from around the old internet, or you can just ask ChatGPT which will tell you that Denver’s passing game was bad because of ebonix, probably. Everyone has a Power Ranking. People LOVE Power Rankings! But over here in analytical nerd land we’re trying something a little different. This is the futuristic cyber version of power rankings, and we’re using our best cyber technology to generate cyberly objective power rankings. Since power rankings are all about arguing about why they rankings are wrong, I’ve decided it’s disappointing to be subjectively wrong like

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