GRAND HAVEN, MI - Amateur theologian Scott Baker had all confidence in his systematically ordered theology eroded away while arguing on Facebook Friday as his Chrome browser's spell check feature ceased to offer any meaningful help whatsoever. He was engaged in several debates in various Facebook groups in which the red squiggly lines stood in sharp contrast to his meticulously typed words, airtight logic, and cutting rhetorical barbs.

"Amillennialism…," a noticeably shaken Scott reportedly muttered to himself in the cold glow of his laptop monitor as he attempted to debate in a Facebook group. "Yeah, two Ls and two Ns is correct. Or is it? Man, I'm in deep." He continued on as a quick Google search only mildly fortified his confidence in his rendering of the words "premillennialism" and

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