NORTH POLE - In a major break with hundreds of years of Christmas tradition, Santa Claus will not be using his famous "Naughty or Nice" list this year. Instead, Father Christmas will be keeping a list of vaccinated and unvaccinated children.

"With the pandemic entering its second Christmas season, Santa felt the traditional 'Naughty or Nice' list needed an update," said North Pole spokes-elf Trudy Toymaker. "This year, he'll be keeping track of all the good little children who get vaccinated, as well as the evil unvaccinated kids who want their family and friends to die."

Vaccinated children will receive lots of toys and goodies from Santa, while the unvaccinated kids will get skunked this Christmas. "We don't really give out coal anymore due to climate change," Toymaker noted. "Instead,

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