PITTSBURGH, PA - Local man Peter Willis, who exclusively purchases and wears $13 Velcro-fastened shoes from his local Walmart, recently threatened to boycott Nike over its recent ad campaign featuring Colin Kaepernick.

Willis threatened Nike with a boycott, though he never buys Nike products in the first place.

"I won't be buying any Nike footwear ever again," said the man who buys the same pair of $13 Velcro walking shoes from Walmart each and every year. "And if I ever do, by chance, I'll rip it up and burn it immediately. I'm not joking - I'll do it! This isn't in any way an empty threat, Nike!"

Nike was reportedly "very concerned" by the boycott threat from a man who has never once been interested in purchasing Nike products in his life, and reached out to see if they could win back

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