Gather round, everyone, for another installment in the ongoing series where the Trump administration frantically tries to rehire the same federal employees it shoved out the door mere months ago.

This time around, employees from the General Services Administration are being asked to return. Gosh, who wouldn’t want to go back?

The baby-faced racists at the so-called Department of Government Efficiency hit the GSA hard. Headquarters staff was cut by over 75%, real estate portfolio managers were cut by 65%, and facilities managers by 35%.

And who needs all those people anyway, when DOGE was planning to cancel almost half of the government’s 7,500 leases and sell hundreds of federally owned buildings? Don’t need any real estate staff if you get rid of all your real estate holdings, right?

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