U.S. - A centuries-old theological debate was finally solved last night in a Facebook comments section, sources confirmed.

The debate over the doctrine of election has raged since the New Testament was written, but it's finally over as two Christians yelled at each other on the social network.

The Arminian accused the Calvinist of never having read John 3:16, while the Calvinist accused the Arminian of never having read Romans 9. These unique and novel arguments helped them conclude the theological debate that has raged on for centuries.

"It's really quite incredible," said John MacArthur as he looked over the Facebook thread. "All this time, we've been poring over the scholarly resources created by Christians over the past 500 years, when these two Facebook debaters had all the answers

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