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Dear How to Do It,

What started out as a joke on my wife’s part has become decidedly unfunny.

I sleep like a log, and a few months ago, my wife woke me up in an unexpected way. She was straddling me with her pussy over my face, demanding that I eat her out. At the time, I was happy to oblige, but now she does this so much that I’ve taken to sleeping on my side to avoid it. However, I’m not a side sleeper, so that really isn’t a solution for me. She is really into this and thinks I am too.

I’m over it, but don’t want to hurt her feelings by asking her to stop. When I told some friends about my problem, they looked at me like I was crazy and said they wished t

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