AUSTIN, TX - Depressed and worn out after a week fighting bans by Big Tech companies, controversial far-right personality Alex Jones decided to stop by a local bakery to pick himself up a few cupcakes.

But the baker who owns the establishment asked Jones to leave, stating that he disagrees with Jones' lifestyle and worldview - a move that has drawn universal praise from left-leaning pundits across the country.

"It is a fundamental right of business owners in this country to refuse service to whomever they so choose," Rachel Maddow said. "The government does not have the right to force a private business to serve an individual. Private property rights are one of the core tenets of American liberty."

Many liberals who have expressed their disapproval of Christian bakers refusing to serve

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