This is a sob story about an illegal alien.

But my sad tale is the not the sort of hoax-y piece pushed daily in regime-controlled media.

Fake news is always slobbering over these poor machete-wielding, fentanyl-dealing, identity-stealing gangbangers who despair of being sent back to the Third World, no longer able to drive drunk, knock up their daughters, shoot up kids’ baseball practices in Houston, rape American women or set them on fire in the subway and then get released with no bail….

The victim in my illegal-alien sob story is the American taxpayer, whom Democrats expect to pay for all the above crimes, committed by these hordes of shiftless, entitled savages.

This column concerns a single illegal alien, and how much the feds say she has stolen from us. All these statistics – and

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