Things are undeniably bleak for the Miami Dolphins, but at least there’s some novelty to accompany their season-opening skid.

Miami might earn its first victory of the season when the equally winless New York Jets come to town on Monday night, and the Dolphins could, like the Jets, secure their first takeaway of the season.

What we do know is the Dolphins will look Dapper (if not Duper) while doing whatever they do at Hard Rock Stadium, as they’ll be donning their Nike Rivalry “Dark Water” uniforms.

So, there’s that, right? Right?!?

ESPN Research tells us this is the first season since turnovers became an official statistic in 1933 that multiple teams are 0-3 without forcing one.

Ask many in Dolphins Nation and they’d love to count a takeaway as removing various personnel from the fro

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