GIBEAH — According to sources, King Saul's troubled spirit was soothed with the help of a sick new effects pedal David got for his harp.

"Check out the sweet stuff I can do with this," the slayer of Goliath said, showing off one of the many features of the killer stompbox. "It makes my harp sound like it's talking."

The son of Jesse then strummed his harp, which seemed to emit words that mimicked his psalm:

[How blessed is the man…]

Court officials reveal that the talking harp effect was followed up by a face-melting harp solo with a dialed-in delay that created an ethereal echo effect. Palace insiders said the king was impressed and was finally able to relax due to the chill vibe.

"Ah, that sounded rad, my son," Saul reportedly said after the former shepherd boy finished his set. "Th

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