"How do I know if I should leave my church?"

It's a question everyone wonders from time to time - and not one to take lightly. Transitioning between churches can be a messy time in the life of the Christian and his or her family and church body.

So how do you know if it's time to say "adiós"? The Babylon Bee is here to help, with five meticulously researched and peer-reviewed signs that you should leave your church behind.

1.) The full-service cafe discontinues your favorite seasonal drink. If winter rolls around and the coffee shop in the foyer decides not to run its usual peppermint mocha promotional, it's time to start Googling "good churches in my area." It's a sure sign that the church has abandoned the faith once delivered to the saints. (This should go without saying, but i

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