WASHINGTON, D.C. - During a cabinet meeting this week, President Trump proposed a bold new strategy for protecting Americans from future earthquakes: Nuke California.
California has long been known for being home to highly unstable areas, such as the San Andreas Fault and UC Berkeley. Over the years, incredibly devastating earthquakes have laid waste to entire neighborhoods in Southern California, brought down bridges in Central California, and ruined a couple of games of Jenga in Northern California.
"I know lots of people in Los Angeles, in the movies. They love me over there! They won't admit it, but they do! They really do!" Trump declared during a recent rally, "But the earthquakes, they're a problem --a huge problem. Nobody's ever done anything about it! Been a state for 300 years