But the way that you would describe your own job is likely quite different from how the company would advertise it on LinkedIn. In fact, you might even choose to explain it in the worst way possible. TikTok users have recently been sharing absolutely awful yet hilarious descriptions of what they do for a living, so we’ve gathered the most brilliant ones below. Enjoy scrolling through and trying to guess which careers these replies are referring to, and be sure to upvote the ones that you find surprisingly accurate!

I talk, kids stare, I talk again, bell ring.

I get trained, I want fight other country, I come back and wife cheated.

Tree grow. I give hair cut, tree happy!

People no English, me suffer, now people English.

Car go kaput, make car go vroom again.

Customer angry, call me, c

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