U.S. — Experts say they remain baffled at the phenomenon of candy manufacturers still insisting on making flavors other than the undisputed best flavor of all time: green apple.

"It's unclear to us at this time why all the candy companies bother with flavors that have been scientifically proven to be inferior, such as cherry, grape, orange, and yes, even blue raspberry," said candy expert Gary Bollinger. "It's quite obvious from the data that humanity would be much better served by all the manufacturers just pouring all their resources into pumping out delicious, wonderful, perfect green apple candies, and not even bothering with the gross stuff like fruit punch or pineapple."

"We implore the candy companies: stop making anything except that which we have verified time and again to be th

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