OTTAWA - The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have detained a child for playing with a toy semi-truck.

The child, whose name has not been released because he/she/it is a minor, was reportedly aggressing against Trudeau by rolling it along the sidewalk and making "HONK HONK" sounds.

"He was trying to play peacefully and have a little fun, eh?" said the boy's father. "You bet I'll be filing a complaint aboot this, buddy."

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said earlier this week, "I have zero tolerance for these savage domestic terrorists and their sympathizers. This includes anyone pretending to be a trucker."

"I will no longer tolerate joy in Canada!" he added while pounding his fist on his desk before switching to his native German and yelling some more.

Eyewitnesses report the child was war

See Full Page