KANSAS CITY, MO — A local church praise team reached a level of achievement not seen since the days of classic hymns, as a worship song written by the band leader broke new ground by having more than 7 different words.

The feat stunned the congregation during the Sunday morning service, as attendees noticed a stark departure from the standard worship fare, which typically contains no more than five different words per song that are simply repeated over and over.

"I'm not used to hearing worship songs like this," said one parishioner. "Like, the verses and the chorus actually said different things. Totally different words. My wife and I looked at each other in shock. It was crazy."

When reached for comment following the service, worship leader Ethan Gray admitted that he went above and b

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