TORONTO, ON

The 30-year-old Rogers Centre, aka SkyDome, in downtown Toronto is set for demolition this winter, but locals don’t have to wait long for the newest Toronto attraction as a massive 100-meter tall statue of Premier Doug Ford is already being planned to replace it.

“The SkyDome was such an iconic spot on the Toronto skyline, that we had to replace it with something equally iconic,” said Toronto land developer Mr. Miller. “All the plans are in place and by next spring, residents of the GTA can expect to see Doug Ford straddling downtown Toronto with one foot on Front Street and the other one just across the Gardiner Expressway.”

The mockup illustrates Premier Ford with a sword in one hand and a torch in the other while sporting nothing more than a loincloth.

“It looks great fr

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