With Americans going to the polls to vote on the most important election in the entire history of the universe, we thought it might be helpful to review the campaigns of this year.

Remember this guy? For progressives, he was the dream candidate!

Bernie Sanders Asks Nation To Please Stop Mailing Him Books On Economics

Bernie Vows To Rebuild Berlin Wall

Bernie Sanders Praises Slave Owners For Free Housing Program

Unfortunately for Bernie, the Democrat machine combined its powers to defeat him.

Dems Combine Into Giant Mech To Annihilate Bernie Sanders

Bummer.

Bernie Tests Negative For President

We also came close to nominating our first Native American woman to run for the democrats!

Tomahawk-Wielding Elizabeth Warren Vows To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces

She was persecuted fo

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