DEAR ABBY : I’ve been married for 49 years. Of course, we’ve had our ups and downs. My husband, “Sid,” said he was joking at the store the other day. When I talk, I gesture with my hands. A woman was coming down the aisle while I was talking, and Sid warned her, “Watch out. She’s mean. She’s violent.”

At another store, he told the cashier, “Watch out. She’s dangerous. She’ll steal something. She’s a shoplifter.” When we got back in the car he said, “Man, why did you buy more cookies? You’ve eaten that whole pack already.” ×

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