DAYTON, OH — A concerned husband assured his wife on Wednesday he was only reading Song of Solomon to study profound theological doctrine, not to check out the...er... you know..."interesting" bits.

Mark Miller, 45, claims he was reading Song of Solomon to study spiritual metaphors during his morning scripture study when his wife Cindy glanced over his shoulder and expressed concern over the lewd material he was reading.

"I promise honey, I'm only reading it for the doctrine. I'm skipping over all the stuff about... well... uh... you know."

Cindy noted that Mark had underlined a passage comparing the author's love "to a mare among Pharaoh's chariots." When pressed, Mark assured her he was just researching the love God shows forth to the children of Israel and definitely not looking at a

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