Good Friday morning in New York City, where you can't set most outdoor fires for now .
Here's what else is happening:
The Target in Jersey City was bumpin' late last night for the release of Taylor Swift 's new CD.
Homeowners who live in " The Hole ," a below-sea-level area on the Queens-Brooklyn border that constantly floods, can now apply to have their property bought out by the city.
Homeowners who bought Park Slope brownstones in the '80s are becoming landlords for their Millennial kids .
The Longest Table returns to Chelsea this weekend.
Shoof Burger looks good .
Coffee is expensive now, but sorry, you can't yell at the barista about it .
The president can't stop posting unsettling AI videos .
🤌 futtitinni !
And finally, gotta get the blood circul