It appears that Barstool Sports owner Dave Portnoy was dancing to Taylor Swift’s new song “Wood” before he realized she was singing about Travis Kelce’s manhood and was instantly disgusted with himself.

Taylor released her new album ‘The Life of a Showgirl’ this Friday, following news of her rejected Super Bowl request, which includes an incredibly raunchy song about her tight end BF, whom she has agreed to marry.

The aforementioned track features the following lines:

“Forgive me, it sounds cocky, He ah-matized me, and opened my eyes.

“Redwood tree, it ain’t hard to see, His love was the key, that opened my thighs.”

Fans also believe there was a direct shot at Travis’ ex, Kayla Nicole, in another track.

Dave Portnoy Will Not Be “Bopping And Weaving To A Song About Travis Kelce’s D**k

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