We should replace all political debates with a high-stakes game of Twister. It would be highly entertaining and significantly more representative of the candidates’ positions.

Hear me out. Political debates are both dull and stuffy. Or maybe it’s the other way around.

You get two geezers on stage who talk on and off for two minutes at a time, depending on when the host smacks the “mute microphone” button.

It completely ignores vital American questions, like what team will win the next Super Bowl? Alternatively, will the price of eggs drop in the next century?

Worst of all, the host always asks boring questions like “What do you think of the escalating situation in Lower Silesia?”

I don’t know what Lower Silesia is, much less Upper Silesia. But the candidates have to know. Or do they?

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