Saturday Night Live ‘s season 51 premiere kicked off with Donald Trump and his Federal Communications Commission attack dog warning cast members not to go too far with their jokes—or face the consequences .

Trump (James Austin Johnson) began by interrupting Secretary of Defense and former Fox News host Pete Hegseth (Colin Jost) instructing high-ranking members of the military on some new rules.

“No fatties, no facial hair, no body hair. Just hot, shredded, hairless men who are definitely not gay,” Hegseth said. “Because this is serious. We are facing the greatest threat to freedom and democracy the world has ever known, and we all know what that threat is.”

“Late night TV!” Trump answered, referring to FCC Chairman Brendan Carr’s pressure last month on ABC and parent company

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