Many Americans think Trump lost the election, but it ain't over 'til it's over, baby! While all those squishy, spineless Republicans surrender to Sleepy Joe and his fraudulent ballots, we here at The Babylon Bee have found 10 clear paths to victory for your favorite president!

Appeal the Supreme Court case to the Ultra Court-- Very few people know about the secret Ultra Court, which is the real highest court in the land. Trump secretly created this court 2 years ago and appointed Rudy Giuliani as the Supreme Ultra Court Chief Justice. Sources say Trump's case is a slam dunk here.

Release an actual live Kraken in Joe Biden's basement-- We're not sure how and where to obtain a Kraken, but we're sure Trump does since it's probably in that top-secret book of secrets all presidents get to

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