NOT content with multi-million paychecks, duplicitous stars love nothing more than to con their audiences by fooling them into watching serious cinema. We name and shame:

Leonardo DiCaprio

Typecast as a clichéd heartthrob so often that playing Gatsby was a legal obligation, Leo decided that to let his fans down not just by dating young but by working with provocative filmmakers to make arty movies nobody enjoys. Usually cast as a Wall Street bastard, slaveowner or red-faced hippy, to make getting offscreen shags more of a challenge.

Scarlett Johansson

Johansson as a hot sex-craving alien is the stuff of fantasy until you’ve seen it. Under The Skin portrayed banging Scarlett as being ghostly men drowning in black liquid, which is not likely how ex-partners remember it. Yes, she still

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