REGINA, SK

The 2019 Canadian federal election is a profoundly historic one. Just this weekend, Conservative leader Andrew Scheer revealed that, if elected in October, he would become Canada’s very first Prime Minister.

“I think it’s time we get over all the prejudices that have kept s and gofers back for so many decades,” said Scheer. “As for me, I’m proud of my heritage. My victory on October 21 will be a victory for all the people out there who spend their lives photocopying stuff for the more qualified workers or holding the ladder for the real crew.”

s have long been left out of Canadian politics, with voters traditionally feeling that a Prime Minister should at least have some sort of real world work experience.

“It’s time to break new ground,” proclaimed Scheer. “A is who I am a

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