WASHINGTON, D.C. - There's a new decoration in the White House: a stuffed coronavirus hanging on the wall above a fireplace. This was put up at President Donald Trump's request after he defeated the virus himself.

"Biggest, most deadly virus ever," Trump told reporters. "And I killed it. Because I'm strong and I don't let these things bother me."

The stuffed novel coronavirus is in a fearsome pose, its knob-like peplomers posed ready to attach to a cell wall to penetrate it and begin replication. "That's how it looked coming at me," Trump said. "But I stood my ground; I wasn't going to let this thing dominate me. And when it was right on me -- POW! -- I hit it with some Regeneron. My idea."

Trump says he now wants to add even more viruses to his trophy wall and plans to hold more Rose G

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