WILLIAMSTOWN, KY - The Ark Encounter in Williamstown, Kentucky appears to be your run-of-the-mill full-scale replica of the biblical ark, complete with dioramas of antediluvian gladiators fighting velociraptors. Nothing out of the ordinary so far, right?

But behind the scenes, Ken Ham was working on a secret project to bring back dinosaurs. Having obtained dino DNA from a 6,000-year-old mosquito preserved in amber, Ham and his team of scientists managed to clone the extinct creatures. His plan was to open Antediluvian Park, a theme park adjacent to the Ark Encounter where visitors could see dinosaurs from thousands of years ago.

Unfortunately, it all went wrong when a competing creationist museum sent in a spy to try to steal Ham's dino DNA. Through a comedy of errors, the spy somehow ma

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