There are lots of ways to drive like a complete and utter douche bag; Teslas, for instance! Autopilot , the company’s driver assist, is an express ticket to distracted driving that has resulted in some truly Darwinian moments. Case in point: this porno that was shot while Tesla’s unfinished, almost-kind-of-self-driving software was at the wheel. Lovely. No notes. Or, wait, how about these trucks that “ roll coal, ” which is numbnuts code for intentionally spewing black diesel smoke everywhere? Nice! Very cool. Thanks, America.

There are subtler ways, though, like driving with wireless earbuds in, which is not only inadvisable but actually illegal in some states . While there’s obviously nothing preventing anyone from popping their wireless earbuds in and driving like that, there

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