KITCHENER, ON

After being unceremoniously fired this week, former CTV news anchor Lisa LaFlamme has been offered a job hosting a new 11 o’clock broadcast which promises, for the very first time, to focus on real news.

“No more around here. We’ve decided to hire some real journalists,” said Oberschulze Andrew Unger. “Of course, we tried to get Dawna Friesen for obvious reasons, but when we saw that Lisa LaFlamme was born in Kitchener and looking for work, we put in an offer right away.”

The switch to real news will mean more than a few changes at headquarters.

“I guess we’re going to have to go out there and actually talk to people,” said Unger. “It will be difficult, but we figured if we could get someone of Lisa LaFlamme’s calibre, there’s no reason to keep racking our brains to make

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