OTTAWA, ON

Fresh from high level cabinet meetings, the federal Liberal party has come up with a brand new plan to address the nation’s housing crisis–hire the Amish.

“I’m sure they can raise a few thousand affordable housing units in no time,” said Prime Minister Trudeau. “The Amish are so industrious … not like those shiftless Mennonites.”

Concerned he might be getting his ideas about various Anabaptists groups from The Simpsons , citizens are wondering just how effective this plan really will be.

“All I can say is I hope my new condo has electricity,” said prospective home buyer Alyssa Krause. “And a good quality butter churner.”

Amish-built condos are springing up all across the GTA, but so far things have not gone as expected.

“Rather than lowering the price,” said Krause, “p

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