U.S. — President Joe Biden was recently allowed out of his basement to give the American people an important, and timely message that they have no hope of overthrowing the government without any F-15s. The President insisted this, despite less than 2 years ago by his own account the government was in fact overthrown by some unarmed guy wearing a buffalo hat.

"Look, folks, you'll need F-15s to overthrow us. I mean c'mon seriously man we're the most powerful country in the world. You can't just stroll on over and take control of the Capitol building in an afternoon," said Joe Biden completely unprompted. "We're not kidding around here! You'll need an entire army to topple America."

"Now look folks, at the same time January 6th was no joke. Our democracy almost crumbled and Trump was nearly

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